UPDATED with further outrage at the bottom.
I take it back, we now have a Friday Funny.
Catholic churches will no longer have to cover birth control etc. Catholic insurers will. For free. No extra payments.
Luckily, for the administration, there are no noisy Catholic insurers.
Another unbelievable moment in US history.
UPDATE: So many good quotes, so little time…..go read the Anchoress.
a Taste:
Robert T. Miller at First Things:
Thus far, the bishops have argued that, since the Church believes that abortion, sterilization, and contraception are morally wrong, it is wrong for the government to force the Church’s institutions to fund such things through its health insurance plans. By what logic, however, does the Church restrict this argument to just religious institutions? If these practices are morally wrong in the way the Church clearly says they are, how may the government force any employer who objects to them to funding them?
UPDATE 2:
It’s just too freaking unbelievable.
Obama on Friday made insurers responsible for providing free birth control to employees of religious groups, aiming to placate outraged leaders of the Catholic church who oppose contraception and to defuse an election-year landmine.
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Providing free birth control is not expected to hurt profits for the multibillion dollar insurance industry.
Read that again. Providing free birth control is not expected to hurt profits for the mulitbillion dollar insurance industry.
What that says is “even though now, we don’t pay up to $600 a year for the 3 million women working for Catholic institutions, when we do, somehow this money will magically not cut into our bottom line because apparently the women who’s birth control is not covered by insurance currently often have children that are unplanned, unexpected, unwanted, and xtra expensive.
An Obama administration official said the new policy would not allow health insurers to increase their premiums, charge co-payments or deductibles to make up for the cost of contraceptives.
Because by God, the Obama administration official get to tell you how to run your business. You must give X and you cannot charge anything for it or make up for it someplace else. I believe they call that a tax.
One critic of the insurance industry had this to say:
Providing contraception, even for free, is cost-effective for insurers so I don’t think they’ll balk,” he said, adding it could even save them money in the long run.
“It may add a little administrative complexity to what they do, but they can deal with it.”
My head is spinning. I know nothing of nothing about running a business, but it’s like these people think that life is completely and totally static.
Apparently EVERY insurance company has enough overhead to give away free birth control without charging for it in ANY manner and can just “deal with it” and THAT is going to placate the people? This is wrong on so many MORE levels I can’t stand it.
Let’s see – you have the churches who find birth control and morning after pills IMMORAL who will now no longer have to cover this in their insurance policies because the insurance policies will cover it and somehow the churches are going to be ok with it because as long as they are not directly involved in IMMORALITY, they’ll be fine.
You have the insurance companies who are not only being told who they will cover and for how long under what policies they are also being told how much they can charge and where they can attach fees and that they must pay for birth control to anyone who asks for it if they are from a church affiliated group.
You will have R&D people no longer giving a rip about creating birthcontrol that is cheaper and safer, because…why? Obviously, if the government is going to force the insurance companies to give the stuff away, the government will also have control of the price of the stuff.
You will have people who want to start up insurance companies say ….”yeah, right, I don’t think so.”
You will have people who own insurance companies suggest to the latest church affiliated group, that no, we don’t insure “your kind”. Because why on earth would they when IF they do, THEN they’ll have to cover birth control for those who want it……at $0. So they themselves will have to pay for it.
And what is the answer for the self insurance church affiliated groups?
It’s as if this administration a) dictated something ridiculously illegal and now that it realizes it, is b) just making stuff up as it goes along to shut the person in front up.
You can’t do this, it’s unconstitutional!
Ok, well we’ll do this then. Nothing unconstitutional about forcing insurance companies to cover birth control.
But you can’t do that, they’ll just raise prices!
Oh, right….Ok, well then we’ll just decree, “They can’t raise prices!”.
But then how will the insurance companies stay profitable?
Oh that will be because they won’t have to pay for unplanned pregnancies. They’ll be happy to cover this, for free.
Or rather you will. But not for free. Yes, don’t worry, this government will happily apply exceptions to the rules in order to not undermine the constitution in its entirety. They won’t be required to pay, but you will.
I am outraged. I expect the Catholic churches will go for this because they are making noises about doing so. But insurance companies? Maaaan.
Number 1 reason for Obamacare? It is the first step in getting everyone onto government universal health care. I’ve never been much of a conspiracy advocate, but why else would all this be going on? What does he expect? He didn’t need to pander to feminists who want their free birth control. He had their votes.
UPDATE 3:
I work for a regulated industry too. And people are always wanting dogs/cats spayed and neutered. If the government can force human health groups to cover services “for free” without charging anyplace….why would it not be possible for them to start insisting our veterinarians start spaying/neutering pets and strays for free? It will save the consumer money and the vets can spend their efforts and get their profit from vaccinating. The pets will be healthier. It MUST be a win/win/win, so lets just do it. Another decree, Obama says. Get thee my pen.
I wish I had a real skill that they wanted if only so I could go John Galt on them.